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Some Advice, and Calculations, for Sandra Fluke

(Hat tip Don B. For The Forward.  Thanks Don.)

Sandra Fluke's 10:00am Trash Run. Next run, 12:00 noon. Bring Bulldozer.

Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms. Sandra
Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a Congressional
Committee recently. She was lamenting that no one would subsidize her
birth control expenses, which she claimed would amount to $3000 during
her three years in law school. After watching Ms. Fluke describe her
desperate situation I set to thinking of ways to help her out of her

First, of course I had to pass through the grieving period I
experienced after hearing of her inhumane treatment at the hands of
the Georgetown administration and our Government – what cruelty lurks
in the heart of men that they would leave this poor woman to fend for
herself when all she wanted to do was get laid seven times a day (see
my analysis below).

Once I recovered from my grief, I set to thinking about ways to help
this poor girl. Being a Physicist, I sat down with my calculator and
worked through some numbers. Ms. Fluke’s expense account for birth
control (aka sexual entertainment) was claimed to be $3000 for three
years at law school. Let’s presume that as an educated woman she wants
to be doubly safe and uses both birth control pills to prevent
pregnancy and condoms to prevent STDs (sexually transmitted disease).

Using the Wal-Mart cost for birth control pills of $9 per month, her
birth control pills will cost her $324 for her entire law school
career (if you can call it a career – I can think of other names).
This leaves only $2676 for her condoms.

I went to Amazon.com, and found quality condoms available for 33 cents
each in packages of 60 condoms each. This cost includes tax and
shipping. Since she has $2676 for her 33 cent condoms, she will be
buying 8109 condoms during her law school “career”.

To use her 8109 condoms (remember, $3000 was Ms. Flukes’ own number)
she would have to have sex 7 times a day. This number presumes that
she has sex ten times a day on Sundays when she has more free time So,
having worked through these numbers, I have some suggestions for Ms.
Fluke to help her work through her crisis:

1. Find dates who are gentlemanly enough to either provide their own
condoms, or at least split the cost with her. Selection criteria is
the key to this one.

2. Spend more time studying. Even seven “quickies” a day will
seriously cut into quality study time. This would not only save money
but would improve her education as well.

3. Seek funding from the EPA from one of their Wetlands Protection
programs – surely Ms. Flukes’ nether regions would qualify as wetlands
given sex seven times a day.

Just trying to help out a starving student. By the way, the average
starting salary of new Georgetown Law School graduates is $160,000 a
year, FYI.

Booth R. Myers, PhD

  1. April 4, 2012 at 18:55

    ….Oh, well……Lawyers screw everybody….all the time……Look at the one in the whitehouse……He’s screwing a whole country……Back to this thirty-year-old (if I remember right) “lady.”…..Gosh, I’d like to get some once a week…..or once a month (but not from a liberal) unless she pays for the…errrrr.whatever.

  2. genomega1
    April 4, 2012 at 19:07

    I have an idea let the guy thats dipping his wick pay half of the cost.

  3. April 5, 2012 at 03:45

    Maybe Rush was Right…

    Also…She was good for the Condom industry

  4. pbobhelms
    April 5, 2012 at 08:06

    Thanks for your humorous but true insight of Ms. Fluke’s fraudulent testimony. Not to mention the myth of “Women’s Health”. The best thing for Ms. Fluke it to try what is no longer politically correct, or out of touch with reality; and try just one guy, or marriage, not the whole campus. So in proper response, Rush was right. It seems the only thing she is committed to, is forcing someone else pay for her sexual conduct. Rush was being kind to her!

  5. pbobhelms
    April 5, 2012 at 08:10

    Women’s health, is not a myth, but her using it as the issue, was the myth. Sorry

  6. April 5, 2012 at 16:31

    ……Remember folks……a woman’s right to choose begins when she takes her bloomers off….I used to be a liberal but years ago had almost a 180 degree turnaround….I don’t know if most women paid for the “pill” or IUD or whatever bach then……I do remember that the guy was often responsible for precautions….looks to me like the more the government gets involved…..the more the government throws money (that it doesn’t have) around the worse things get….. I vaguely remember it but seems to me like it wasn’t that big a deal one week out of the month…..

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