New Chinese Proverb


OLD PROVERB

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish… and you feed him for a lifetime.

NEW PROVERB

Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes… and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.

 
 
(Hat-tip Lyle B for the forward. Thanks, Lyle!)
 
 
  1. July 1, 2012 at 15:43

    HAhahahaha!!

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